Beer Hell Part 2

In this edition of Beer Hell I'd like to discuss Miller 64, a beer that is marketed at the active-lifestyle crowd, and is meant to be consumed while on a treadmill or a snowboard..... or something.

I bought this beer under the pretense that I was actually buying beer. Instead, Miller has somehow jumped genres and is making some sort of golden soda that almost makes me feel drunk if I drink 5 or 10 of these.... things. As expected, there's not a whole lot to this beer flavor wise, but it is nice that it's low on calories. This is a beer that you can jog with, take to Zumba, or just kick it with your dog listening to Madonna's "Like A Prayer" in your tartan plaid green boxer shorts. Interesting imagery, no?

                                                          Note the classic Casio watch


This is a semi refreshing beer that one could really rage with, were they so inclined. I will probably bring this beer next time I go "fishing", which is Irish for "boat drinking". Honestly there's not many choices in the low-calorie beer market, but I would probably go to Michelob Ultra over this, although I do like the retro logo.

                                                       
"THOR NEED TO GET ON THE STICK! THOR NEED LOWER CALORIE ALTERNATIVE!"





Overall, the more I drink this beer, the less I like it. It's got a very faint flavor that my barbarian palette cannot properly detect, and it makes me long for the full flavor Fosters I have in the refrigerator.

                                             Try Googling "Drunk Australians", it's fun.


It's summertime so this beer is a logical choice right now. That's about the nicest thing I can say about it. ENJOY!