Marcin says "Heyyyyy"
For reals, Marcin is a beast of a basketball player, and this is a monster of a beer. I bought it for $1.99 at a local beer store, let's talk about it.
Black Boss Porter by BOSS Browar Witnica S.A.
I stole this picture from Wikipedia, so instead of donating, I'm stealing shit from them.
I'm a frugal dude. I bought a $200 Yamaha guitar that has already paid itself off about 10 times due to gigging. I buy shoes from thrift stores (New Balance and Sperry only), and when absolutely necessary I'm a dollar menu Wendy's dude. I say this so that you have an idea of how cheap of a fuck I really am.
Now that I'm done talking about myself, I'd like to talk about myself some more.
When I saw this beer, the combination of price and high-fucking-ABV made me say "Holy shit!" in the presence of an elderly man. There are some old guys that enjoy public profanity, and some that shun it. This man shunned me, yet I did not allow him to derail my proverbial "Excitement Train". "Excitement Train" does not refer to my genitals.
The Beer Excitement Train is full of Demons. Drunk ones.
So this beer is really strong. It's like having Rick Rude punch you in the dick. Rick Rude was an awesome wrestler, and an excellent heel. You wanted to hate him, but he had such a killer moustache and was actually a decent wrestler so he elevated the game of anyone who wrestled him. Shit. I love wrestling.
There are SO MANY awesome pictures of Rick Rude on the internet.
The main flavors of this beer are dark fruit and caramel, with a bitter finish. It's lightly carbonated and is more of a winter beer. In fact I wouldn't want to even think of this beer during the warmer months, since it warms you up like a small, nuclear booze furnace in your dumb stomach.
I'd like to start including songs that I feel pair well with certain beers. For some reason I think "Alpha Beta Parking Lot" by Cake goes well with this beer. I like beer and Cake. Click below to listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTTq-3lm6ck
CHEERS
-DEREK SPENCER NATHAN COCKS GERARD
